So, after laboring for more than a year, as many of you already know, experimenting in some strange mad-scientist sort of way with my, what some have had the nerve to call, blended lettuce recipe, which in time is to become the ultimate meal replacement total-body-nutrient-supplying juice, understandably, referred to in our household as the “Green Monster”, and after needlessly wasting time wearing out multiple sub-par inferior blending devices, I have finally acquired the end to end all blending machines; yes, none other than the infamous Vita-mix 5200 (a.k.a. Heaven-mix) lifestyle machine graces our kitchen, resting in its designated granite counter top zone heralded by me as arguably the most important and protected section of real estate in the kitchen, anxiously awaiting the next moment its switch is methodically flipped indicating permission by its master that the time has come again to create a blended work of art. (yes, Hillary is cringing at the sight of horrendously long run-on sentence).
I would venture to say this machine miraculously creates manna from heaven, in liquid form, and I am excited. The night of its grand opening I immediately made a number of yummy blended treats, while simultaneously entertaining those lucky enough to be present with heart-felt and emotionally driven dance moves that I can only explain as being learned from poorly executed touchdown celebrations.
Thus, a toast to all those who’s ambition it is to develop the ultimate juice with the perfect balance of functional nutrition and the subtle blend of savory taste which entices the women folk to partake. Bottoms up!... and when in the neighborhood please stop by for a sip.
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