Daddy's Turn

We have had family visiting us the past few days and we love it! We enjoy playing tour guide and hitting all the tourist sites. Last Saturday we went to the Golden Gate bridge but before we all loaded up in the van we, of course, hit the bathrooms. I lagged behind with the stroller but my passenger Sarah persuaded me to join the bathroom party. Within a nano-second of my arrival I discovered it had already been decided it was my turn to take the girls to the bathroom, because the 'Womens' restroom was out of order and everyone was using the 'Mens' restroom. I thought to myself 'fine, I'll do it.' Naturally I was wondering why I had to go since most of the people in line were women anyway. Slowly we inched our way to the front of the line. As we rounded the last corner we could see the two standing urinals straddled by the two toilet stalls and Sarah showed her true colors once again. In a not-at-all-quiet-voice Sarah instantly began to instruct and show everyone how to use the potties. She was so proud of herself. Yes, she even taught everyone how to use the standing urinals with her hand in the strategic spot and everything exclaiming, "you do it like this, hun daddy!". I probably would have busted out laughing if the crowd wasn't a bunch of women. I guess I can't blame Hillary for teaching Sarah this one?